didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

(via unshaped)


buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

(via heliolisk)


verrlust:

i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot

(via fangirlwithcamz)


special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets

special-kkk:

American Horror Story: Furniture & Carpets

(via outrights)


plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(via distance)




spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

(via bastille)


sixpenceee:

oh my god

sixpenceee:

oh my god

(via fangirlwithcamz)